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Date Posted: 12:05:38 11/22/99 Mon
Author: Borg
Subject: A tale of a parrot I ate...


*Smells Turkey*
....
Once upon my life
I was a magician
worked on a pirate ship.
I was a prisoner
they kept for amusement.
They treated me well
as an exchange for my performances.
Life was not so bad.
Until The captain decided to buy
a wicked parrot.
Which kept screaming
my stage secrets.
Outloud.
"AWK !! He has two handkerchief... two handkerchief"
Or
"AWK !! It's a fake thumb... fake thumb"
So soon I was not
so amusing no more.
Life became worse.

And then it happen.
The ship crashed
ramming a below surface rocks.

There was I holding on a log
floating
alone
with the bloody parrot.
We stare at each other
in disgust.
After a few hours
the parrot says...
"AWK !!! I give up... where's the ship ?"
I ate
the bloody parrot
alive...
....



PS : Happy Thanksgiving... everybody...

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