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Date Posted: 14:45:38 10/31/01 Wed
Author: Noel
Subject: Halloween Dictionary

Got these at work..

HALLOWEEN DICTIONARY

Bobbing Apples:
What happens when you leave your bra off while running.

Boogieman:
Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

Coffin:
What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.

Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer.

Full moon:
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.

Goblin:
How you eat the Snickers bars you got for Halloween.

Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."

Jack O' Lantern:
An Irish Pumpkin.

Jack the Ripper:
What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.

Mummy:
Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton:
Any supermodel.

Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.

Witch:
See "Mother-in-Law."

Zombie:
What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.

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