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Date Posted: 07:08:27 11/06/01 Tue
Author: Debbie
Subject: Stupid, but cute, Joke of the day

A pretty lonely guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an Unusual pet.

After some discussion, he decided on a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for its house.

He took the centipede home, found a good location for the box home, and then decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
Frank's with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked Him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" but again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask
him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's Place and have adrink with me"

A little voice came out of the box:
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!!"



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