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Date Posted: 18:43:17 10/13/01 Sat
Author: Noel
Subject: Robert Klein Interview ... Part Four...

R ~ But I thought that, at first I thought "that's smart."
S ~ What's that?
R ~ Who the hell wants someone banging on their house - get out!
S ~ Oh, I was trying to fix their house so the rain wouldn't come in so they wouldn't drown.
R ~ Well, I think you're asking too much intellect, really, of them.
laughter
R ~ It's just a carpenter and his son...
laughter
S ~ It's true.
R ~ Brain the size of a very small marble, they're lucky they can walk. Have you ever seen a live turkey, Tim?
T ~ Ah, no, just one or two..
everyone laughs
T ~ I've been in several.
S ~ I've been in a few myself!
R ~ They are extraordinary animals, one does it and they all follow.
S ~ It's true.
R ~ gobble gobble I made a speech in front of them once.
S ~ It's true, listen, they start; when you get 80,000 birds together and they all do it together (Steve starts to whisper here) you start hearing words.
R ~ This was in Vermont.
S ~ Yeah.
R ` It was a (couldn't understand) show on Lake Champlaign, it was a turkey ranch.
S ~ yeah, yeah
R ~ My friend used to have a cabin there and when I was just visiting there, I stood in front of, must have been, several thousand turkeys and I go "Ok, turkeys"
S ~ And they pay attention, right?
R ~ They'd stand at attention, then one would go "gobble" then another would gobble and they'd all go "gobble".
everyone laughs
S ~ It's true, it really is true.
R ~ Which has happened at a few concerts. (gobble noise)
All laugh

Sorry it's so short, will get more down next week!
Take care!

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