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Date Posted: 10:35:09 10/19/01 Fri
Author: Noel
Subject: Some Halloween Fun...

To get us in the spirit. Spirit, get it? Never mind.

Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating (R)

Joke Submitted By: Anonymous


10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.


8. You ask for high fiber candy only.


7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your
balance and fall over.


6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not
wearing a mask.


5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't
remember the rest.


4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of
restraining orders.


3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't
dislodge your girdle/hairpiece.


2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a
walker.


1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-husbands live.

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