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Date Posted: 10:31:27 09/06/01 Thu
Author: Noel
Subject: Joke of the Day..

Got this at work.. thought it was so cute!

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack.
So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a
long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name
and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger,
and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and
that he will need to secure some collateral against the
loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink
porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and
perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult
with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the
manager and says: "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims
to
know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as
collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean,
what the heck is this?"

(Are you ready???)

"The bank manager looks back at her and says:
"It's a knick knack, Patti Whack.
Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone.

Baaad! But funny!

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