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Date Posted: 13:32:44 08/27/01 Mon
Author: Noel
Subject: Words to Live By - Fun Stuff..

Got a bunch of these at work, thought they were cute..

The Journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Always remember you are unique, like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few car payments.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you are the bug, others the windshield.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving..

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then it gets worse.

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