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Date Posted: 02:43:32 05/27/03 Tue
Author: maf
Subject: Even more disturbing.....
In reply to: Frazer 's message, "Beware" on 20:01:49 05/24/03 Sat

....The True Origins of Neo.


mathematically speaking,

Firstly,we need to take the inverse matrix of Neo to detrmine his dad.


D=[short black hair,black long coat,no bling jewellery]

so,using MAFLAB

INV [D] = [long white hair,short white coat,bling]

Therefore,Neo's dad is Jimmy Saville!!!!!

To find his mum we use a standard female goth matrix and run it through a fourier series between 0 and infinity, where t= hair and makeup.

M =[ fat/thin,black hair,bag of flour,coal dust]

after the fourier analysis we get,
Mf =[ ginger howling banshee] which is of course...Cilla Black.

So,there you have it,Neo is the unholy union of Jimmy Saville and Cilla Black.

Next week,the shocking truth behind Marilyn Manson..stayed tuned!

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