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Date Posted: 20:49:21 10/13/02 Sun
Author: Araknyd
Subject: Eat Tarmac, A**hole!

So here I sit, my fingers scabbed over (makes typing hell) and my face stiched from here to Angelsey, blood over my best shirt and a tooth sticking backwards at a 45 degree angle. Good damn night eh?

WRONG!

Car-Surfing! we've all done it, its a laugh to sit on a mates bonnet as he drives. But wait until the vehicle is STATIONARY before disembarking kiddies! I spent five hours in A+E being patched up...don't let it happen to you! the coffee is undrinkable :S

And you know what the worst thing is? I wasn't even Pis*ed. Nope, it was an accident, without even booze to back it up ;>)

So...thats me named and shamed...what crazy stuff have YOU been up to thats landed you comically in a hospital?

This has been an Araknyd Information Broadcast, brought to you by Ibuprofen Industrial Strength Painkillers, and Freeserve's Band-Width Bastard 56K Buggery...:S

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Replies:

A&E -- Roger, 22:24:11 10/13/02 Sun
- Hah! You're you! -- Saintly, 14:07:16 10/15/02 Tue
  - Spoikes -- killswitch engage, 15:11:23 10/16/02 Wed
    - The powers of anti-gravity? -- Araknyd, 15:21:48 10/16/02 Wed
    - spikes -- Roger, 19:00:04 10/16/02 Wed
    - Punk haircare tips -- Phil, 01:38:26 10/17/02 Thu

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