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Date Posted: 07:31:55 10/10/10 Sun
Author: BC
Subject: Top Ten Reasons ...
In reply to: BC 's message, "Did ya notice ?! ..." on 06:39:44 10/10/10 Sun

... for not doing you homework!

*** your know ...
I've been thinking ...
my "ADD" has both its "challenges" and "benefits" ! :)
Yes, I admit ...
I'm easily distracted ...
but, I guess you could say I'm also able to focus my attention(s) in several directions - simultaneously! :)
Maybe that's why I've been "successful" as a school bus driver all these many years?!
You've got to "keep an eye" ...
ahead ...
behind ...
side-to-side ...
check your mirrors ...
*7 in all! :)
Keep your ears "fine tuned" for certain "catch phrases" - alerting you to potential outbursts of disruptive behavior from the 60 or more students sitting behind you! :)
Last - but not least ...
A "sensitive nose" ...
certain "aromas" spell trouble in the making!
i.e. - "baby powder"!
*caught that one a little too late! :)
*yep, it was EVERYWHERE! :)



"Homework is the bane of any college student’s existence. Homework anchors your ship of happiness and freedom while your friends all sail out to socialize. So how can you fend off your professors and buy yourself a little time?"

*among this list, BC is going to have to add two or three of her own! :)

"My dog ate it. Seriously, look I brought a stool sample!"

"New aardvark exhibit at local museum."

"Trying to master catching flies with chopsticks. Limited success."

"Didn’t you see the flash of the nuclear explosion? I was duct taping my windows shut."

"The nice man with the sign says the end is HERE. No one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse."

"The two lights were lit above the clock tower in the center of campus, which if I’m not mistaken means the British are coming by sea, and there is another reason not to do homework."

7. YouTube
8. Facebook
9. "Stewart's Place"! :)

*not necessarily in that order! :)

Oops! forgot one?!

10. "Stewart's Place"! :)
* yep, I said that already ...
* but, it "bears" reapeating - don't you think?! :)

btw, do ya'll find all these "quotation marks" a "wee" bit "annoying" at times?! :)

- BC :)

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[> just one more thing ... -- BC (an "oldies moment" for ya's!), 07:45:17 10/10/10 Sun

"Beautiful South" also has a song about a "Perfect Ten"!
*which I thought might be applicable ...
considering today's date?!
In some ways ...
I kinda liked it ...
but it had some "questionable undertones" ...
and, I didn't feel entirely comfortable posting it here ...
so, I decided to post this song of theirs instead ...
"Sweet Dreams"!
- BC :)

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