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Date Posted: 01:26:21 06/16/00 Fri
Author: Danny
Subject: The All Darkness Team

This is a bad karma thing i am doing here, but i ran across this on a "Best Of" tape for the sports radio station here in Dallas. It was a fax sent in by a listener, entitled The All Darkness Team. Some of these even I dont get, and I am sure everyone will find something that is in bad taste, so dont say I didnt warn you.
Leading off Playing c.f. Rodney King; Lots of hits and good speed.
Hitting 2nd, playing 2nd: Stevie Ray Vaughn, He can handle the tough choppers
Hitting 3rd, playing 1st: John Kruk, a great hitter with a one ball count.
Hitting cleanup, and catching: Rock Hudson can take it deep and loves to go the other way
Hitting 5th, the DH: David Koresh, lots of fire power, very hot at the end of the season
Hitting 6th, playing leftfield: Lee Harvey Oswald, Rifle for an arm, a single hitter
Hitting 7th, the ss: Jeffrey Dahmer, he is a great cut off man
Hitting 8th, playing 3rd: River Phoenix, inspirational leader, known to be a great lift in the clubhouse
Hitting 9th, playing in right: Tanya Harding, good at hit and run situations.
The pitcher, Charles Manson, he carves up opposing batters.
The Closer: Adolph Hitler, He can really bring the gas.
The Bench:
PeeWee Herman, he will play anywhere
Vic Mora: Has trouble with choppers and loses his head at times.
Mamma Cass, backup catcher, good glove but chokes in the clutch
Lorenna Bobbit, cut fastball, sharp slider, breaks bats

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