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Date Posted: 12:04:14 04/25/00 Tue
Author: Danny
Subject: From The Diary Of sjb23

The oddest thing happened a couple of weeks ago. I was surfing through Ebay when I came upon an interesting item. Up for auction was a diary from someone known only as sjb23. Oddly enough I was the only one to put in a bid, so maybe I shouldnt have opened the bidding at 5 grand, but oh well.... Here is one of the entries i found kinda interesting. If this isnt totaly failed i will make up mor..... er uh i mean post some more entries from this diary.
7/22/73
...... so I walked into the whorehouse and there was an old lady i took to be the madam. I asked her if I could have one of her ladies, and she said i could as long as i had the money. I did, and she noticed I was kinda young.. she said "have you ever had sex before young man?". "Well" I stammered "no, I havent" then she smiled sweetly and said "nervous?". "very" i told her. She asked if i knew what I was doing and i admitted i didnt. She then said "well, I have just the girl for you, young man, but she is a little busy right now... why dont you go out to our courtyard out back and you will see a big tree that has a little knothole in it... practice there for a while, and then go up to room #4" So I went out to get my practice in and then went up to room 4. I thought I was doing everything right when the girl started screaming! I wasnt sure why but my thoughts were interupted as the madam busted into the room and shocked, she asked me loudly "what in the hell are you doing???? why are you sticking that broom handle in her???" I didnt know what to say, so i stuck with thr truth... "I am making sure there arent any hornets in this one!!!!!!!"

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Re: From The Diary Of sjb23 -- Gina, 14:10:16 04/25/00 Tue
- Re: From The Diary Of sjb23 -- Mernie, 18:30:15 04/25/00 Tue
  - Re: From The Diary Of sjb23 -- janie, 19:28:57 04/25/00 Tue