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Date Posted: 00:01:36 08/05/02 Mon
Author: "Not so fast!"
Subject: Cal & Silent Al
In reply to: Walter Patterson 's message, "He had the oddest feeling that he wasn't even supposed to be here today..." on 21:23:45 08/04/02 Sun

"Youse work here, right?" Cal asked. Silent Al puffed on a cigarette, shooting Walter an interrogative glance.

"Y-yes, I—"

"Just the man we've been lookin' for!"

The pothead pair grabbed the frightened clerk, Al cupping his mouth and Cal shoving him into a more secluded area. Cal eyed Walter's name tag. "Walty-man, noonchie noonchie! I'm Cal, and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Al. We're goin' to Holowood 'cause of some movie. It's a Miramax flick. We gotta bust it up so people stop calling us names on the Internet, even though they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time, find my ex-girlfriend-who-got-killed-in-a-car-explosion's monkey!"

Walter gave him an odd look. Cal and Al eyed each other warily.

"I...um...don't know what you just said, little kid...."

"Can youse get us a ship?"

"Well, m-m-maybe I cou—"

"Hells yes youse can! Don't pull that @#$% on me! You get us a ship, or Silent Al an' me kick your ass!"

Al rolled his eyes and shook his head, puffing away. He shrugged at Walter, who was terrified by the pair. With Cal staring him down and the large Silent Al not saying a word (which may have been even more terrifying than a psychotic beanpole), he didn't have many options....

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