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Date Posted: 17:23:31 12/19/01 Wed
Author: 南方醉鸡
Subject: 黄段子

女：有缘千里来相会，
二百块钱不算贵！
男：万水千山总是情，
五十块钱行不行？
女：春风欲度玉门关，
最低也要一百三！
男：天涯何处无芳草，
八十块钱搞不搞？

一等妹，宾馆妹，虽然韵味价格贵；
二等妹，学生妹，放学出来挣学费；
三等妹，桑拿妹，吹萧技术超老美；
四等妹，坐台妹，摸摸奶子无所谓；
五等妹，浴池妹，站着打炮累不累；
六等妹，发廊妹，打完飞机给小费。

今年桃花开的早，
郭靖来到桃花岛，
看见黄蓉在洗澡，
三围标准身材好，
白白的屁股黑黑的毛，
胸前还有两颗枣，
郭靖看后受不了，
提出要和黄蓉搞！

小的时候缺少钙，
长大以后缺少爱，
难得一次去做爱，
做完我却不痛快，
只因小姐说我怪，
打枪倒比脱裤快！

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