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Date Posted: 18:31:55 10/28/02 Mon
Author: clawson
Subject: Re: Mothatruckin redonkeylips
In reply to: Arnold 's message, "Re: Mothatruckin redonkeylips" on 16:22:55 10/28/02 Mon

well we know what happened to keim this weekend, and i have to say it's pretty fuckin funny, middle aged superman, that's priceless. keim, no matter what people say, i think you come up w/ the most original ideas for costumes. anyway, the real story, what did claweson do this weekend. i know most of you don't like my long and often not funny stories, so i'll humor you all and keep it short. so friday night i went to a halloween party in my hall, next thing i know this girl's playin with my fro and i can tell i should go for it, so i dance w/ her and all. next thing i know she invites me up for a little visit, we watch a little dirty dancing (hey c'mon guys i had to do it, it was worth it). so then there's no need for any details, but just in case you think i didn't get any, think again. but here comes the part you've all been waiting for, yeah she had her period so we couldn't really do too much. so yeah that's pretty funny. but, oh, wait, did i mention that she has an ex-boyfriend who she's still in love with, yeah she waited till the next morning (yeah i did sleep there) after we had messed around to tell me this (what's w/ girls?). so now we can only be friends, which is not a complete loss since she told me she's going to stay a virgin till marriage, which will be after law school in approx 5 years. so yeah, i got screwed, not literally. i bet you all are either annoyed that i'm writing so much or enjoying yourselves in my misfortunes. i'll keep this next part short. so saturday i drank all day for homecoming, did funnels and beer pong, and even chugged out of a frisbee, yeah i bet you didn't knokw a frisbee can hold 4.5 beers, yeah pretty fun, i suggest you try it. however i did come one factor short of the cycle (note the baseball humor), and did not keg stand, my bad. so there you have it, my weekend. feel free to make the necessary comments.

later,
clawson

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