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Date Posted: 13:21:52 08/02/01 Thu
Author: Waspinator
Subject: "Here Tankup'zz!"

Waspinator, Tempus, and the mysterious newcomer slid into a booth.

"One-Eye new to Rugby? Zzo izz Wazzpinator! But Wazzpinator know Tankup'zz zzerve bezzt beer thizz zzide of...um...Wazzpinator dunno."

"Ah. Well, um, Wazzpinator, I am Terrance Lucian Basil the Second. I am not an evil mastermind, nooooooooooo. Nope. Absolutely not.

Well, maybe. IMEANNOI'MNOT!!! I need a drink.

An EVIL drink! Bwahahahahahaha—uh, never mind."


"One-Eye remind Wazzpinator of Zzpider-Bot back on Earth!" Waspinator laughed, waving over a waitress. He buzzed an order for three beers....

***


"...and den I shesh to him, I shesh, 'YOU LOOKIN' AT MY BUTT?!!!' And den he shesh, 'YESH I AM, HUNKY MUFFIN!!!'"

The duo of drunkards (truly a trio, but Tempus was passed out Plus I forgot his speech color) burst into laughter at the tale.

"Wazzzzpinator think One-Eye funny! Let Wazzzzpinator buy One-Eye a drink!"

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