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Date Posted: 18:20:08 02/14/02 Thu
Author: Mother eVol
Subject: TOP 15 PICK-UP LINES:
In reply to: Blu 's message, "GODDAMNIT I HATE YOU VOY!!!!" on 22:39:23 02/13/02 Wed

15) Have you ever been spanked on a furry backside in Arkansas?
14) My hand, your cleavage and a whole lot of consulting.
13) You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican my tonsils ache.
12) Hold on while I slip into something a little more latex.
11) Is there a mirror in your ass crack? Because I can definitely see my face in there.
10) Do you have a sister who isn't so conscious?
9) You seem to have lost your nuts. Quick, grab mine.
8) I know you don't know me, but that's a nice ass- you selling timeshares?
7) That's quite a firm set of eyebrows you've got there, little girl.
6) You're like a vision of RAGE.
5) Is there an airport nearby or is that just my little winky taking off?
4) The cops think I have syphilis. Quick! Let me hide in your colon.
3) In Australia, we'd be humping each other already.
2) Do you have a name, or just scoliosis, tenderpuss?
1) You'll do.

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Replies:

And my favorite... -- pseudo nym, 08:14:01 02/15/02 Fri
- Ha! -- existi, 08:36:06 02/15/02 Fri
  - Stop. Drop and roll baby! You are on FIRE!!!! -- Mother eVol, 12:16:38 02/15/02 Fri
    - you know how much pressure it takes to rip a guys balls off? -- spook, 15:56:07 02/15/02 Fri
- oh dear.....*puts head in hands and crys* (NT) -- spoOk, 15:51:52 02/15/02 Fri
Hoo hah! -- rueyeet, 12:19:05 02/15/02 Fri

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