Mature joke pack -- The Mad Wee Wee

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Date Posted: 11:05:03 01/05/02 Sat
Author: Jade
Subject: Mature joke pack

Two cannibals were dining on what they perceived to be a choice meal of a fresh Clown. One Cannibal started dining at the head and the other cannibal dined at the feet.

The cannibal at the feet looked up at the fellow cannibal at the head and exclaimed, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas."

Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high. Sorry about that -- ask me again some other time."

A few days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father caught up to him and asked him why he was leaving. The boy said, "Yesterday when I was walking past your room, I heard you say that you were pulling out, and I heard mommy beg you to wait because she was coming too, and I'll be DAMNed if *I'll* get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"

* * *

"My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Oldsmobile, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust system from a Plymouth."

"Really? What did he get?"

"Fifteen years for theft."

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What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

The bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed.

The married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

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