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Date Posted: 12:56:39 11/02/03 Sun
Author: Jade
Subject: GRANDMA'S BOYFRIEND

GRANDMA'S BOYFRIEND




A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with
his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting,
he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me
feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my
boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the
problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,
and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."

The minister fainted

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