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Date Posted: 10:05:59 11/15/03 Sat
Author: Jade
Subject: joke

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been
decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk
and
walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetary.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a
rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky
enough to
salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and
she
proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they
proceeded to
go home. The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other
husband
and said "These damn girl nights have to stop. My wife came home with
no panties"
"That's nothing" said the other husband "Mine came back with a
card stuck between the crack of her ass that said
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you!'

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