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Date Posted: 14:57:35 10/31/04 Sun
Author: jade
Subject: 3 women
In reply to: Jade 's message, "3 women" on 14:56:35 10/31/04 Sun

>THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A
>HILLBILLY -- WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY
>THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
>
>
>THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
>THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY
>PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN
>OF MY ARM."
>
>
>A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMEN
>LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE
>EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A
>MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
>
>
>THE HILLBILLY WOMEN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE
>OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
>IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH
>A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE
>OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE
>HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
>THAT, I'M GETTING A FAX."

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