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Date Posted: 23:37:22 11/11/04 Thu
Author: jade
Subject: A Pot Of Potent Beans

A Pot Of Potent Beans

One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans
for the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came running through
the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BB's in the other.
He tripped and the BB's, naturally, went right into the pot of beans.

Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk
punishment, so he said nothing.

The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes.

The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny's mother and said,
"Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did you put in them this time ?"

Jane replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask ?"

"Well," said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat and I shot the canary !"

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