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Date Posted: 13:21:52 06/09/01 Sat
Author: Jade
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Hopefully you men won't see this happen;)

An old soldier was celebrating 82 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes.

"Hello toes!", he said, "How are you, toes? You know, you�re 82 today. Oh the times we�ve had! Remember when we walked in the park in Summer, every Sunday afternoon? The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy birthday, toes!"

"Hello knees", he proceeded. "How are you, knees? You know, you�re 82 today. Oh the times we�ve had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we�ve jumped together. Happy birthday, knees!"

Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willy! If you were alive today, you�d be 82 years old!!"

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