Strip Club Birthday -- The Mad Wee Wee

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Date Posted: 03:24:16 08/09/01 Thu
Author: Jade
Subject: Strip Club Birthday

Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or
playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing
himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local
strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya
doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must
come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser".

"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes
with them."

A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around
Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the
club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she
can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts
screaming at him. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like
you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

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