Date Posted:03:46:20 08/09/01 Thu Author: Jade Subject: joke
This man finally after 1 year of being with his girlfriend finally realizes how much he loves her....
So, he wants to do something for her that no one has ever done for her....
So, he goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the man who works there that he wants him to tattoo "I LOVE YOU" on his penis. Well, the man looks at him and says " can I ask you why"? The man tells him why and the tattoo artists says well its your money and does it....
That night be picks up his girlfriend and brings her to a beautiful restaurant and dines her so romantically and tells her that he has something for her that she will never believe that he did....
She says whatever.... Since he hasn't done shit for her so far she thought who cares... Well after dinner they go back to his place and he dims the lights, puts on some nice slow music and walks back to the couch and sits beside her and tells her I want to show you what I did for you... So he pulls down his pants and shows her..
Well she screams out " NO NO NO NO.. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.... YOU'RE TRYING TO PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH"....................
