Little Boy In The Wedding -- The Mad Wee Wee

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Date Posted: 04:06:13 08/09/01 Thu
Author: jade
Subject: Little Boy In The Wedding

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down
the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd
(alternating between bride's side and groom's side).

While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and
roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way
down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so
hard by the time he reached the pulpit.

The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed
from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he
reached the pulpit.

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was
being the Ring Bear...."

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