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Date Posted: 14:40:29 08/09/01 Thu
Author: Jade
Subject: Variations On Murphy's Law

1. The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a
urologist.

2. The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people,
they have nothing to lose.

3. The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the
tiger starves last.

4. The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you
had better let him lead.

5. The Law of Avoiding Oversell: When putting cheese in a
mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

6. The Law of Motivation: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is
faster.

7. Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you
look.

8. Wailer's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't
have to do it himself.

9. Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be
evenly distributed.

10. Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work
in the past tense.

11. Conway's Law: In any organization there is one person who
knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

12. Iron Law of Distribution: Them that has, gets.

13. Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There is always one more bug.

14. Law of Drunkenness: You can't fall off the floor.

15. Heeler's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.

16. Osborne's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.

17. Main's Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite
government program.

18. Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way
programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came
along would have destroyed civilization.

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