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Date Posted: 12:50:17 08/13/01 Mon
Author: jade
Subject: No Charge For The Haircut

A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he
got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said,
"No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord."

The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12
prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the
door.

Later that day, a police officer came in and got his hair cut. He
then asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I
consider it a service to the community."

The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts
and a thank you note from the police officer.

Then, a Senator came in and got a haircut. When he was done he
asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it
a service to the country."

The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12
Senators in front of the door.

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