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Date Posted: 15:34:12 08/22/01 Wed
Author: Jade
Subject: KIDS INSTRUCTIONS ON LIFE

Never trust a dog to watch your food. --Patrick, Age 10

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. --Matthew,

Age 12

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.

--Andrew, Age 9

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. --Rocky, Age 9

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. --Stephanie,

Age 8

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. --Rosemary,

Age 7

Don't flush the toilet when you dad's in the shower. --Lamar, Age 10

Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your

parents are doing taxes. --Carrol, Age 9

Never bug a pregnant mom. --Nicholas, Age 11

Don't ever be too full for dessert. --Kelly, Age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

--Heather, Age 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not working. --Michael, Age 14

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. --Joel,

Age 12

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on

the phone. --Alyesha, Age 13

Never try to baptize a cat. --Laura, Age 13

Never spit when on a roller coaster. --Scott, Age 11

Never do pranks at a police station. --Sam, Age 10

Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. --Rob, Age 10

Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom

told you to do. --Hank, Age 12

Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. --Molly, Age

11

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. --Chelsey, Age 7

Stay away from prunes. --Randy, Age 9

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. --Phillip, Age

13

Forget the cake. Go for the icing! --Cynthia, Age 8

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