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Date Posted: 05:28:36 08/26/01 Sun
Author: Jade
Subject: Gomer Wants To Be A Deputy

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was
not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket - went in to try out
for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"

"11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not
what I meant, but he's right."

"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied
a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard
for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were
waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was
exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already
working on a murder case!"

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