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Date Posted: 14:07:14 06/09/01 Sat
Author: Jade
Subject:

Joke

BUMPER STICKERS WE'D JUST LOVE TO SEE . . . .

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your butt?
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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an idiot
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100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
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DON'T PISS ME OFF!
I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
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Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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All men are idiots....I married their king.
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All women are bitches...I married their queen.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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Honk If You Want To See My Finger

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