What Should I Wear? -- The Mad Wee Wee

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Date Posted: 05:48:36 08/26/01 Sun
Author: jade
Subject: What Should I Wear?

A man who had been called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Don�t let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."

Confused, the man went to his priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution on the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the priest. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. �Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.� But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. �Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel.� "

Confused, the man asked, "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?"

"Simple," replied the Priest. "It doesn�t matter what you wear, you�re going to get screwed."

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