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Date Posted: 00:04:55 09/05/01 Wed
Author: Jade
Subject: 3 jokes

Two Dutch girls are riding their old rickety bikes down the back streets of Amsterdam one late afternoon. As it turns closer towards dusk, the increasing darkness of the streets starts making the two girls a little nervous when one girl leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've never come this way before."

The other girl says, "It's the cobblestones."

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There was a middle aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenaged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later, delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child.

"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered." Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time."

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Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear.
She said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
"I have? A suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it.

Then she said: "Ethel, I'm so glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

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