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Date Posted: 00:31:36 09/05/01 Wed
Author: Jade
Subject: Joke pack

What's the difference between a downhill putt and a blowjob?
You'll never hear a guy getting a blowjob say, "Slow down..., stop..., BITE, YOU COCKSUCKER!"

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What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, all you're left with is a greasy box.

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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say........ Should we get naked?"

And so they stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago!"

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!!!"

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