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Date Posted: 23:05:54 06/15/01 Fri
Author: jade
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A woman with bad breath had tried everything, mouthwash, mints, brushing her teeth several times a day, but nothing helped. She could never keep a boyfriend because of it. When she found a guy she really liked, she put her hand over her mouth when she talked, and avoided kissing.

What she didn't know was that he had a terrible problem with foot odor; if the relationship became intimate, and he pulled off his shoes, he knew she would be gone.

The two dated, with she practically holding her breath, and he never removing his shoes. When he asked her to marry, she said yes, but still didn't tell him about her problem.

On their wedding night, she got into bed and scooted close to him. "I have a confession to make," she said.

He turned his head, gagging, and said, "Don't tell me. You ate my socks."

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i'm rinsing this one down with a shot of jd...lol! (NT) -- medeis, 21:47:01 06/16/01 Sat