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Date Posted: 09:05:27 06/08/01 Fri
Author: Jade
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What do you think?

Top 4 reasons computers are male:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited longer, you could have had a better model.

Top 4 reasons computers are female:

1. No one, but their creator understands their internal logics.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistake is stored in long-term memoery for later retreival.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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i think they're more male than female! lol! (NT) -- medeis, 20:37:28 06/08/01 Fri
- I agree with you there...lol (NT) -- Jade, 03:41:57 06/09/01 Sat