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Date Posted: 00:06:29 06/29/01 Fri
Author: Jade
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quickies

It's always said that brevity is the true heart and wit of humor. Let's see if we can catch you once or twice in a smattering of quickies ..

-My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don�t mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters

-They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona

-I believe Dr. Kevorkian is onto something. I think he�s great. Because suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can�t fire me. I quit."

-I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough...

-I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

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