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Date Posted: 05:46:28 07/08/01 Sun
Author: Jade
Subject: show and tell

One day, little Johnny was walking to school with his pet turtle for show and tell. While he was on his way, a truck drove by and startled him. Johnny dropped the turtle and the truck ran it over killing it instantly.

Johnny went along to school anyway When the class all finished doing their show and tell projects, the teacher finally called on Johnny, "Johnny, where is your show and tell for today?"

Johnny replied, Well teacher it's like this, I was walking to school with my pet turtle and a truck drive by and scared me. I dropped the turtle and then ran his ASS right over and killed him!"

His teacher was in shock and very sternly stated, "Johnny, we don't use that kind of language in school. We say rectum."

Johnny said, "Rectum . . it fuckin' killed him!"

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