I Don't Owe You Anything -- The Mad Wee Wee

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Date Posted: 05:55:37 07/08/01 Sun
Author: Jade
Subject:

I Don't Owe You Anything

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you
have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please."

The bartender hands him the drink, and says, "That'll be five
dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about?
I don't owe you anything for this."

A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then
says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the
original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon
acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."

The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you
beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here
again."

The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What
the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the
audacity to come back!"

The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in
this place in my life!" The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry,
but this is uncanny. You must have a double."

To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."

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