Show Me And I'll Give You A Hundred Bucks -- The Mad Wee Wee

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Date Posted: 15:57:24 07/10/01 Tue
Author: Jade
Subject:

Show Me And I'll Give You A Hundred Bucks

A guy goes over to his buddy's house, rings the bell, but his
buddy's wife answers.

"Hi is Tony home?"

"No he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

"No come in."

They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the
greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks
if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second an figures what the hell - a
hundred bucks.

She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and
throws 100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and
Chris says, "They are so beautiful I got to see the both of them.
I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of
them together."

Nora thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and
gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another
100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for
Tony and he leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know your
weird friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about this for a second and asks, "Well,... did he
drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

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