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Date Posted: 11:34:05 07/15/01 Sun
Author: Jade
Subject:

haha

Honey, Do Anything He Wants

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple
who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a
chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up
on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this
guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything
he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with
it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"

"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved
you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a
really nice, tight-looking ass!!!!!!!"

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