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Date Posted: 22:56:33 06/15/01 Fri
Author: Jade
Subject:

cowby and the preacher

One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that
he and the preacher were the only ones present.

The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and
preach. The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to
feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him."

So the minister began his sermon. One hour passed, then two
hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished
and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon.

The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I
went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't
feed him all the hay..."

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