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Date Posted: 13:26:24 06/18/01 Mon
Author: jade
Subject: hehe


Should Children Attend the Delivery of a Sibling?



An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

It was so far out, there was no electricity.



When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring

mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to

hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so.



The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the

newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him

to take his first breath.



The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.



The little boy responded: "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the

first place. Spank him again."

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