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Date Posted: 13:05:36 06/19/01 Tue
Author: jade
Subject:

snow

Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited. It's so
beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see
them with snow covering them.

Oct. 14 - Canada--it is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride
through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so
graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This
must be paradise. I love it here!

Nov. 11 - Remembrance Day. Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine
anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it snows soon. I
love it here!

Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with
white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow
off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I
won). When the snow plough came by we had to shovel the driveway again.
What a beautiful place. I love Canada!

Dec. 12 - More snow last night. The snow plough did his trick again to
the driveway. I love it here.

Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get
to work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling. Fucking
snow plough.

Dec. 22 - More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on
my hands and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough hides
around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.

Dec. 25 - Merry Fucking Christmas! More frigging snow. If I ever get my
hands on the sonovabitch who drives the snow plough, I swear I'll kill
the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to
melt the fucking ice.

Dec. 27 - More white shit last night. Been inside for three days now
except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes
through every time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of
white shit and it's so frigging cold. The weatherman says to expect
another 10 inches of the shit again tonight. Do you know how many
shovels full of snow 10 inches is?

Dec. 28 - That fucking weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the
shit this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow
plough got stuck up in the road and that bastard came to my door and
asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him that I had already broken
six shovels shoveling out all the shit he had pushed into my driveway, I
damn near broke my last one over his fucking head.

Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
food and on my way back a damned deer ran in front of the car. Did about
$3,000 damage to the car. Those fucking beasts should be killed. The
bastards are everywhere. Wish the hunters had exterminated them all last
November.

May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing
is rusted out from all that fucking salt they put all over the roads.

May 10 - Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right
mind would ever want to live in such a God forsaken place as Canada!

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