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Date Posted: 15:36:13 06/19/01 Tue
Author: Jade
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the wedding night

Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time.

He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and disfigured.

"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked.

"I had a childhood disease called Tolio."

"Don't you mean Polio?"

"No, Tolio, it only affects the toes."

He then removed his pants and revealed an awful looking pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she asked.

"Well, I also had kneesles."

"Don't you mean measles?"

"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."

When he removed his underwear his wife gasped and said, "Don't tell me, you also had smallcox!"

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