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Date Posted: 12:40:22 06/21/01 Thu
Author: jade
Subject:

a promise

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary..."
Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is that you Fred?"
"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
"Well, what is it like?"
Fred excitedly tells his tale, "Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the next day."
So happy Mary says, "Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."
Fred replies, "Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

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Replies:

heh heh! (NT) -- medeis, 18:57:57 06/21/01 Thu
- Re: heh heh! -- Jade, 00:30:35 06/22/01 Fri
  - Re: heh heh! -- medeis, 17:58:38 06/22/01 Fri