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Date Posted: 21:47:44 06/19/03 Thu
Author: God.
Subject: Fantasy eddie meeting..

Eddie Izzard stood on stage and said "I have been told that God himself is in the building tonight,Well If he is, would he please stand up and take a bow?"
Marco whispered acoustically so that every one could hear him say "Maybe later eddie, I dont want to cause a general panic"
A sudden kind of hush swept around the auditorium,as eddie smirked
"Did everyone hear that ,or was it just me??"
the show went on...and on.. Marco rehearsed his speech just in case he got to meet eddie, but eddie had singled him out, It must have been the aura of quiet around one particular person in the audience that he,d figured out was the one. During half time, eddie must have said to an usher..and Marco noticed himself being pointed out from behind a curtain,
"Invite that guy to meet me after its over"said eddie.
When it was over, Marco and Jackie were approached by a tall blonde usher, who ushed them both in the general direction of the dressing rooms, after knocking lightly on a door with a plastic star on it, a voice said, "Come in"
Sitting there in a white towelling dressing gown, still in his make up, was eddie izzard,
"This is weird" said eddie,
"Whys that?" asked Marco
"Because in doing one small gesture, you proved to be who You are without causing any worry, any panic, or any upset,"
"A glass of that scotch would be nice, please eddie" said Marco.
" Whose the quiet one?" asked eddie, looking in the direction of Jackie standing with mouth agape propping up what looked like a hatstand.
" Thats Jackie, My best internet friend, she rolls a fuckin good spliff"
Eddie relaxed all of a sudden and pulled out his box.
"Will you do the honours love? I cant roll fuckall with these nails" and Jackie sprang into motion, licking rizzla and spreading tobacco into them, ears peeled to see how the conversation went as eddie got three glasses from the cupboard and began to pour. "So," said eddie "Whats it like being God? Its not all fire and brimstone then, I guess"
"It has its ups and downs" replied Marco sweetly "Mostly downs, but Im sure theres some ups in there somewhere" Marco took a long swig of the scotch and said "I realy wanted to meet you eddie, cos your my kinda guy, actually I hoped you wouldnt be arrogant and self centred like a lot of celebrities and Im not disappointed" Eddie seemed relieved that he had made a good impression, and Marco knew that it was his will to be accepted as a transvestite that had turned him into a successful comedian, and not caring if he was accepted as a transvestite at all.
"Aha ,but what is transvestism if its not a wish to be more like your mother than your father?" said eddie in his drawly voice.
"Its an excuse to find the balance between your masculine and feminine sides" Answered Marco; "On an easily acceptable level"
Eddie agreed "Ive never though about it that deeply"
"I think youll find it much simpler than your explanation"
Marco rolled a spliff as jackie was petrified to pass it to eddie so had smoked it all whilst engrossed in the conversation and was increasingly shit faced but she had relaxed, enough to sit in a swivel chair and was spinning gently around in it, eddie stood up, went over to the mirror and began removing his make up "Christ" He said and looked round to see if Marco was offended as he just realised what he, d said but marco was way ahead of him and shrugged, "I disposessed blasphemy in the middle ages with the 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but calling names wont hurt me' and people still feel nervy about saying it"
"Ok" said eddie, I was just looking at my face.
"Yeah" said marco,"Id lose the beard, It does nothing for you"
" So" Began Marco, "The reason you singled us out of the crowd for a personal drinkie and smokie?"
" Just wanted to get to know you, is all" answered eddie
" You have no questions then?" inquired marco "No 'Whats the meaning of life' or 'wheres that conker I lost in 1978?" Eddie laughed..He always knew that God must have a sense of humour.
"What do you Really want?" asked marco. "Is it peace on earth? Then be peaceful, is it Love? Then Love and you will feel loved.. I know you do already;Oh and that conker was behind the fridge for four years, just wedged in behind the wheel.

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