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Date Posted: 14:03:56 06/29/01 Fri
Author: Tony Earl
Subject: I am the man

The Empire theme from Star Wars begins to play, and the lights in the Arena cut. They suddenly click back on and Tony 'Da Man' Earl is standing on the stage, arms in the air waiting for cheers. When he doesn't get any, he puts a mic to his lips.

Jack - "What the hell is that?"

TE - "What the hell is wrong with you people!?!?"

TE - "Finally, the DWWF has a true superstar and you choose to boo him! I am Da Man!"

Crowd is heard to laugh.

Earl starts walking down to the ring with an incredulous look on his face, he climbs through the ropes and as he starts to speak again, No Chance plays and the DWWF Owner Alex Mitchell appears from behind the curtain, mic in hand.

Alex - "Who the hell are you?"

TE - "I am your newest employee Mr Mitchell Sir!"

Earl bows.

Alex - "Well I suppose the roster needs beefing up.....ok you're in but for god's sake don't get too excited in the locker room?"

TE - "Yes sir....I mean no sir. Whatever you say Sir!"

Alex raises an eyebrow and walks away sa Earl follows him up the ramp with a fawning look on his face. Fade to black.

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