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Date Posted: 22:26:25 08/20/00 Sun
Author: Mariah
Subject: Magic Toenail
In reply to: oyster 's message, "hehe" on 11:28:34 08/19/00 Sat

From "SPELL-BOUND" (Show 38)
The Musical Misadventures of Minstrel Mouse Pinky
(each verse sung to the first two lines of the English folk song,
Greensleeves)

P: I wish I were a windowsill
So I could be a ...uh... um...
B: An imbecile?
P: Odds bodkins! Good rhyme, Brain. Heh. Narf.

P: He conquered the world without effort or pain
He's the boss; they call him ...er... call him...
B: Brain?
P: Oh. Righto, Brain. Good one.

P: We're in the woods, all dark and inky
To conquer the world go Brain and ...la la something...
B: Pinky.
P: Oh. That fits. Narf.

P: We strolled right past a candy house
Made of sweets that taste good to a... ooh...
B: Mouse!

P: To find the dragon, all hot with steam
We must cross this little ...brook? no, um, fjord?
B: Stream. It rhymes with `steam'.
P: Oh. Right again, Brain.

P: The Murky Mountain's the end of the trail
Soon we'll have a dragon's... uh, dra...
B: Toenail. A red dragon's toenail. And once we possess it, Pinky,
nothing will stand between us and total world domination.

P: We walked into the dragon's cave
I was scared, but Brain was... was... uh...
B: BRAVE! (echo, echo, echo)

P: Go, my dragon, to sleepyland
It's dreamy time; here comes the sand ...um... sand boy?
B: Sand Man, Pinky. Sand MAN! (echo echo echo)

P: Brain's the boss; he'll rule with ease
He's number one, the big... um, the big banana? uh, coconut? um er...
B: Big Cheese! It rhymes with `ease'. Big Cheese!
*** poof ***

P: We'll try again to prove our worth
Escape from the cage, and conquer the... guh...
B: Earth, Pinky. Y'know, I've been thinking a lot about you and your
music. Might I see that?
P: Sure, Brain.
*** wham ***
B: That was very therapeutic.

YWD: One's a genius, the other's insane
They're Pinky and the ...uh... Brain.

>
> "I have a magic toenail,
> I keep it on my foot.
> It's always there to rescue me
> when something goes kaput."

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