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Date Posted: 04:45:06 08/03/00 Thu
Author: oyster
Subject: Hmmm...
In reply to: CRACKpot 's message, "Re: Making Love..." on 20:24:54 08/02/00 Wed

> > > > As Brain hinted, there is a correlation between
> > > > fucking and intelligence. If you're intelligent,
> > you
> > > > will fuck. Maybe you'll even fuck a human. You'll
> > > fuck
> > > > often. Fuck, fuck, fuck, that's all that'll
> happen
> > if
> > > > you're intelligent. Because if you don't fuck,
> you
> > > > can't be intelligent.
> > > >
> > > > And most people don't know this about fucking,
> but
> > it
> > > > makes you taller. It's true! You grow taller
> every
> > > > time. That's how basketball players get so tall.
> > And
> > > > fucking benefits basketball players in another
> way:
> > > it
> > > > increases your coordination, so you can hit every
> > > > shot. Just look at Wilt Chamberlain!
> > > >
> > > > And it makes you faster. Runners shouldn't be
> > > > abstaining before a race, just the opposite! They
> > can
> > > > run at near the speed of light right afterwards,
> so
> > > > they should screw before starting a race. Then
> > they'd
> > > > win nearly instantly.
> > > >
> > > > And it makes you smarter too. Your intelligence
> > goes
> > > > up during every second of sex. You gain IQ with
> > every
> > > > thrust. Yes, you will grow brain cells. And your
> > > brain
> > > > will grasp reality without any attempt on your
> > part.
> > > > Yes, you will become enlightened.
> > > >
> > > > And you won't need to eat anymore. Your body will
> > be
> > > > able to move without having to ingest things. And
> > you
> > > > won't have to sleep! And your life will become a
> > > > constant orgasm! It'll become physically,
> > > emotionally,
> > > > and spiritually happy!
> > > >
> > > > Another thing people don't know about sex... it
> > gives
> > > > you SUPERPOWERS! You become indestructible,
> > > invisible,
> > > > all-knowing, and all-seeing. You can fly. Tou can
> > > > shoot fireballs out of your nose and lightning
> out
> > of
> > > > your genitalia. You can stick to walls. You can
> > lift
> > > > anything.
> > > >
> > > > And the best thing... you will NEVER age,
> > and
> > > > NEVER die! Not even being tossed onto the
> > sun
> > > > will harm you. You'll be better off than Superman
> > > > himself! You'll not only be indestructible,
> you'll
> > > > know everything, you'll be happy, and you'll be
> > able
> > > > to do just about anything!
> > > >
> > > > So go fuck! Fuck early, and fuck often. FUCK,
> FUCK,
> > > > FUCK, FUCK!!!!!!
> > >

> > >

> > > I think that's one of the greatest things I've ever
> > > read!
> >
> > At least it's more fun than a sack of dead kittens...
>
> True.

I could revise the "fucking" thing and make a treatise on fucking.

That might be funny instead of just disturbing.

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Re: Hmmm... -- steve, 02:15:57 08/04/00 Fri
- Re: Hmmm... -- oyster, 03:27:43 08/04/00 Fri